EWH3, WH4, and DCH4 have tightly enmeshed our three foul kennels to bring you the First Anal Turducken Trifuckta Brew Crew Leap Frog Let’s Get Basted! Trail!! Saturday, 11/24, come on out at 3pm for four (4!) beer checks to forget all about the quality family time you just endured. So, stumble off your airplane from Dulles or National, throw your luggage in a bush somewhere, and enjoy top flight brew crew hospitality as Scrotal Recall (EWH3 beer van) and Beer Force One (WH4 beer van) leap frog across beer checks to get you properly lewbed up by sundown (or, I guess we could, you know, put your luggage in one of the vans if we have to).
When: 3pm, November 24th, 2018
Where: Plaza at Rosslyn Metro (1700 N Moore st. Arlington, VA 22209)
Hares/Brew Crew/Various MM Randos Who May or May Not Have Some Responsibilities:
Shamrock Your Cock, Tony Panda, Throbbin Hood, Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Atari 6900, Assfixiation, Have You Blown My Stapler, Seven Queer Stitch, Quid Pro Blow, Scrotal Recall, Beer Force One, and on-on
Cost: $7 (Yes, $1 extra. There’s a bazillion beer checks)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Urban shiggy. If it looks cloudy bring an umbrella and show up anyway because These Beers Ain’t Gonna Drink Themselves and I Can’t Remember the Lyrics for the Glorious Victorious Song.
How Far: Oh sweetie, it’s four beer checks, does it really matter?
On-After: Vinyl Lounge at Gypsy Sally’s; (3401 K st. NW. Washington DC 20007) There is a free show there at 8 pm.
Specials: Your mom thinks I’m special.