Past Trails

Theme: In honor of earth day and Mother Nature who gives us all the beautiful shiggy, we will spend the afternoon cleaning up the water way through Garret Forest. This area will look very familiar to those who did spike and Japan’s trail not too long ago.

The hair will provide not only beer and refreshments, but also gloves and trash bags. The only thing you need to bring is yourself and maybe some trash grabbers if you feel like using them.

🐇 Hare(s): Tramp-sub-stantiation

📍 Location: Dewey local park soccer field parking.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/9JWpGA2r8knzEA9p9?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

⏰ start time: 3pm

🏃‍♀️ Distance (Runner/Walkers): 2-3 miles.

🌿 Shiggy Level (out of 10): pretty shiggy given we will be in the waterway go after the trash. Like 7 outta 10.

👶 Stroller Friendly?: No

🐕 Dog friendly?: hard to collect trash and wrangle pups. Please leave them at home.

💵 Cost: $7

🍺 On-after at: TBD

📱Hares contact number: 859-324-1537

Dahill, Dacreek, Dasand Beneath My Feet

Spring has sprung so let’s go explore Rock Creek! Runners will be treated with river crossings, beach sightings, urban shiggy, and trail shig. Walkers will have a pleasant suburban romp in the woods.

It’ll be a hot 85 degree day, so bring a bottle of water and change of shoes (runners).

🐇 Hare(s): Spike & I’m Big in Japan

📍 Location: Dewey Local Park soccer field parking

39.045765833540116, -77.08826081540728

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Ample street parking in the surrounding neighborhoods

🏃‍♀️ Distance: 5mi+ runners / ~3mi walkers

🌿 Shiggy Level: 4/10

👶 Stroller Friendly?: Runners – no / Walkers – maybe?

🐕 Dog friendly?: Runners – tough dog / Walkers – yes

💵 Cost: $7

🍺 On-after at: who knows!

📱Hares contact number: 571-494-9731

***NOTE START TIME IS BACK TO 3pm***

Time: 3pm

Hares: Count Crackula and Front Office (301-332-7073)

Cost: $10 Food provided at On-After

Location: 10426 Inwood Ave. Silver Spring, MD 20902

Public Transit: Red Line to Forest Glen. Call Count Crackula if you need a lift to the house. 1 mile from FG Metro

Driving Directions: Beltway 495 to Georgia Ave toward Wheaton. At 4th light, turn right onto Dennis Ave. Proceed to light at Inwood and turn left. Follow to house on left at top of hill. Park beyond the house toward Gridley Ave.

Other Details: A to A. Walkers and Runners trails. Paved and off road sections. Dog friendly on leash, no dogs in the house.

On after: At Casa Goldman

There will be no DCH4 Trail this week due to BAH3 Green Dress run. For more info on BAH3 Green Dress and to get put on the wait list visit https://hashrego.com/events/18th-bah3-green-dress-run?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3D8iSnOFE2WqzoeylDFivizmKJ6sgnZUcrhWXrbvTkvM1GcP6av-bYoj0_aem_WO6iTvSWQqnGx9LdV8uxWg

Cum Celebrate The Best Women on the Planet: Harriettes. Fun cranium gear encouraged for circle; Crowns, tiara’s, feline headbands, rings of flowers, coolio hats. Or, naked cranium is good, too.

Saturday, March 8, 2peem

🐇 Hare(s): Blonde Roots, Amazon.cum, and PITA (as cheerleader)

📍 Location: St. Denis Marc Train Station (where the lovely 3 West was named)
39.22456742379891, -76.70374459032473
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When you turn off Rte. 1 onto South Street, go up the hill and keep right to later turn onto East Street.

🏃‍♀️ Distance: Walkers = 3.5ish, Runners: 4.5ish

🌿 Shiggy Level: 5 out of 10 for 1/2 the trail. 0/10 for the other (it’s more a dch4 trail than an Amazon trail)

👶 Stroller Friendly?: Not unless you’re Floppy

🐕 Dog friendly?: Trail, goods on lead. Guinness concert venue is a No.

💵 Cost: $7 for good beer, decent shot check, findable trail, and more beer.

🍺 On-after at: Guinness Brewery. 19th Street Band is playing in their field house.

📱Hares contact number: 410.588.6182

A to A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: minimal
Location: Navy Yard
545 South Capital St SW
(Pacific Parking) under I-695 between E & I st

1/2 way btwn South Capital or Navy Yard Metro stations

Hare: Piss-N-Boots

Cost: $7

https://maps.app.goo.gl/fUQBCVCpMDpePUb27

Come get dome Beads & Grub

Theme: Tutus on 2/22 @ 2pm
Wear your tutu or feel the wrath of an angry prima-Donna ballet star having a bad day.

🐇 Hare(s): Read Between the Slime, & How I Met My Brother

📍 Location: Eleanor Roosevelt High School. 7601 Hanover Parkway, Greenbelt, 20770. Far Eastern corner of parking lot. 38.993613889413865, -76.86778347842926

Don’t be fooled by the repeat location. You’re getting a totally NEW trail.

🏃‍♀️ Distance: Runner 5+ ish / Walkers 3ish

🌿 Shiggy Level: 1-2

👶 Stroller Friendly?: Not so much

🐕 Dog friendly?: Yes in trail, On After, outside table yes

💵 Cost: $7

🍺 On-after at: New Deal Cafe or possibly at the Hares house

📱Hares contact number:, Slime 571-235-5083, Brother 301-641-2598

Other: Wear a tutu

Valentine’s Day Trail

Hare: NCLB

Cost: pay as you go

Start: Gaithersburg MARC Rail Station
5 South Summit Ave.
Free Parking Garage!

Trail: A-A. It could be snowing, it might be 30 degrees, there may be mountains of snow. Who can plan a trail under these conditions? Let’s not huddle around drinking in the cold, and show some love to our local brewers and forgotten dives in the neglected part of the ‘Burg. You will walk, run, ski or sled 2.5 or 4 miles, and expect plenty of shiggy in the form of snow. Trail probably won’t be stroller friendly and dogs aren’t allowed inside of these fine drinking establishments.

OnOn: Mayan Monkey across from start

Questions? call pita or ping me here.

Post here if you’d like Metro Pick Up. I’m sure someone will volunteer since I’m cohareless. There’s also a bus route nearby.

Theme: Plundering Valentine’s Day. Wear your hearts, red, pink, or a valentine teddy, and get ready to steal some hearts.

Hare(s): HIMM Brother, Read Between the Slime, & Blonde Roots

Location: Elenor Roosevelt High School. 7601 Hanover Parkway, Greenbelt, 20770. Far Easter corner of parking lot. 38.993613889413865, -76.86778347842926

Distance: Runner 5+ ish / Walkers 3ish

Shiggy Level: 1-2

Stroller Friendly?: Not so much

Dog friendly?: Yes in trail, On After, outside table yes

Cost: $7

On-after: New Deal Cafe or possibly at the Hares house

Hares contact number: Brother 301-641-2598, Slime 571-235-5083

Other Details: Be on the look out for hearts on trail. Plunder away.

Just like the classic movie, our trail will leave you wondering if you’ve been here before (spoiler: you have), with a bewildering route designed to keep you coming back for more! Expect plenty of checks, laughs, and, of course, the occasional “Wait, haven’t we passed this beer check already?!”
Whether you’re an Eagle seeking adventure, a Chicken looking to take it easy, or just a hasher here for the post-trail brews, there’s a shadow (and a beer) waiting for everyone. And fear not—Third Hill Brewing will welcome us back to relive the best part of hashing: the on after.
So grab your running shoes and your best Bill Murray impressions—we’re making Groundhog Day a hash tradition to remember (again and again and again)!

Hares: Spike and I’m Big in Japan

Location: Third Hill Brewing, 8216 Georgia Ave, Silver Spring, MD 20910

Distance (Runner/Walkers): 5 / 3

Shiggy Level (out of 10): 1

Stroller Friendly?: Yes

Cost: $7