DCH4 trail for 6/16/18 will be supporting the Tour Duh Hash so there will be no DCH4 trail this week. Instead you can hash with Mt. Vernon at 10am and ending with DC Red Tent at 2:00pm. Details of both hashes below.
Mt. Vernon H3
Hash# 1652: 10:00 AM – June 16th, 2018
Cost: $6.00 US
Hare(s): MVH3 Mismanagement
Theme: 2018 Tour duh Hash
Start: 7700 Boston Blvd, Springfield, VA 22153 Behind the Building
Dog Friendly Factor: No
Stroller Friendly Factor: Strollers on Walkers only and they will need a Stroller Buddy to help them carry the stroller over/up certain points.
Miscellaneous: First leg of the Tour duh Hash. Bring dry shoes and a change of clothes.
As usual, bring dry shoes and clothes in a small bag, not your airport suitcase. Bag vehicle provided.
Use GPS: https://goo.gl/maps/h1T8WMMgGfz
Take exit 57A toward VA-644 1.1 mi
Merge onto I-395 S 0..3 mi
Merge onto I-95 S 1.6 mi
Take exit 167 to merge onto Backlick Rd 0.4 mi
Merge onto Backlick Rd 0.7 mi
Turn right onto Fullerton Rd 0.7 mi
Use the left 2 lanes to turn left onto Boston Blvd 0.7 mi
Turn left Destination will be on the right
DC Red Tent
Date: Saturday, June 16th, 2018
Rally time: 1:30
Theme: Second leg of Tour Da Hash
Hares away: 2:00 Pack away at 2:15
Hares: Ole Yell Her,Spitz.Cum and Cup Dispenser
Boy Toy: French Toasted
Hash Cash: $6.00
Start: 7000 Newington Rd. Lorton
Behind Fair Winds Brewery
Trail Details: A to A
Walkers: 2 1/2 miles Shiggy level: 4
Runners: 4 1/2 miles Shiggy level: 6
Beware there are ticks,PI,water on trail.
Dog Friendly: No
Stroller Friendly: No
Bring: Vessel, dry bag and shoes.
On After: Fair Winds Brewery
Directions: 95 Exit 166 A onto VA 7100S
Loisdale Rd turn right on to Newington Rd.
7000 will be on your left after you go under the tunnel.
Drive all the to the very back of the parking lot.
DCH4 Trail #2008: Bananacostia 69
Start time of trail: Saturday, June 9, at 3:00pm
Hare: Banana Condom and Mystery Co-Hare
Start Location: Fort Lincoln Park (NE DC). Meet in the parking lot near the tennis courts
Trail Details: trail is A-A’, dog and stroller friendly on walkers. Who knows what atrocities await the runners? It’s “Bananacostia” after all. Which I hear is kinda like Lollapalooza. Only scarier. And there’s no music.
On After: Supreme Core Cider (2400 T St. NE, Washington, DC). Brand new cidery in the District! (Glutards rejoice!)
“I’ll let you have some, but it’s gonna bananacostia.”
Saturday, June 2, 2018
Falls Church, VA
June 2 is National Bubba Day! Cum celebrate this special day with your DCH4 Bubbas!
Often used as an affectionate nickname for a brother, Bubba is also used by close family friends as a term of endearment. National Bubba Day celebrates all those loved ones who we have affectionately called Bubba over the years. Celebrate YOUR special day with such famous “Bubbas” as President William “Bubba” Clinton, golfer Gerry ‘Bubba’ Watson Jr., NFL defensive lineman Charles “Bubba” Smith, radio personality Bubba the Love Sponge Clem (actually his legal name) and, of course, Forrest Gump’s favorite Bubba – Benjamin Buford “Bubba” Blue.
Cum show off your best “Bubba” outfit to the gang. You know, that one hiding in that rarely opened cigar box which you thought you’d never have use for once you had become a cultivated hasher. Cutoff blue jeans? Wife-beater undershirt? Embarrassing MAGA hat? The possibilities are almost as endless as the list of women who have accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault!
Hares: Beastie Ality (202-807-9694), BullShit Whistle
Trail: A to A or A’ – Both runners’ and walkers’ trails are dog and stroller friendly
Location: Oakwood Apartments, 501 Roosevelt Blvd, Falls Church, VA 22044 northwest corner of parking lot at the intersection of Roosevelt STREET and Oakwood Cemetery.
D’erections: Via Metro: Take either orange or silver line to East Falls Church metro stop. Turn right out of station and proceed south on N. Sycamore St which will soon magically become Roosevelt Blvd. Oakwood Apts are about a 15 minute walk from the station.
Via gas guzzler: Get your kicks on Route 66 but make sure you’re headed towards Falls Church. Exit at East Falls Church Metro station and turn south on Sycamore. Oakwood apartments are less than a mile ahead on the right. Use either of two entrances and make your way to the NW corner of the lot which circles the buildings.
Coordin’ Nuts: 38.876818, -77.155352
Particle hares: We’ll be sure to have lots of “Bubba” beer on hand for your beer swilling pleasure. A bag vehicle will be made available.
On after will be held at an exciting Falls Church drinking venue TBD
Prelube: Bullfeathers (410 First St SE, Washington, DC 20003)
Theme: It’s raining dicks!…It’s gonna be a wet one.
Start Location: Capitol Hill South Metro (Follow trail marks)
Goddamn Hare: ShittyPornStory
Start time: 3:00pm
Trail Details: trail is A-B, dog friendly and stroller friendly, it’s raining dicks so bring dry clothes, there will be foodage in the form of tacos and good grub at the end
On After: Casa de Asfixiations (1111 Staples Street NE, Washington DC)
(Closest metro is Union Station for Red Line via the trolley or Eastern Market for Orange/Silver/Blue Line)
OnOn After: Rock n Roll Hotel for great Jamz
Start time of trail: 3:00pm
Please note the 3PM start time. If you’re there early, head to Trusty’s for a pre-lube.
When: 2018 April 28 3:00PM
Where: Sousa Bridge Wayside, 2000 M Street SE, DC
Hares: Rocket Socket, O.T.I.S.
Theme: Take your pick – In honor of Eeyore’s Birthday – make an ass of your self, for Great Poetry Day – bring a limerick to share, or for National Kiss Your Mate Day – obvious
On After: Trusty’s. Also ideal for pre-lube.
Trail: A to A. One for runners and another for walkers. No shiggy. Bag vehicle provided. Dogs should keep their hasher on a leash.
Directions for Driving: Drive to the Navy Yard neighborhood of DC and take M street east until you see wankers. If you drive into the Anacostia River you have gone 1,800 feet too far.
Directions for Metro: Take the Orang or Blue line (Silver doesn’t go all the way on Saturdays, the stuck up b**ch) to Potomac Avenue Metro Station. Fallow the marks SE for .4 miles to start.
Please note the 3PM start time. If you’re there early, head to Town Center Market for a pre-lube.
When: 2018 April 21 3:00PM
Where: Riverdale MARC Station, Riverdale Park, MD 20737
Hares: Mrs. Shmegg, FeyLAY!, I. E. Shmegg
On After: Town Center Market next to the MARC station. Also ideal for pre-lube. They have a great selection of draft beer. Order food for delivery, just like that other place with MoCo liquor license #1.
Trail: A to A or A’. One for runners and another for walkers. Not much shiggy. Runners should bring a dry bag. Dogs should keep their hasher on a leash.
Directions for Driving: From the Beltway, take exit 23 for Kenilworth Ave. South towards Bladensburg. Go about 3 miles and turn right on East-West Highway/MD 410. Go about half a mile and turn left on 49th Ave. Make the first right on Queensbury Rd. Go a couple blocks and look for train tracks, the Town Center Market, and wankers. Park and hash.
Directions for Metro: Take the Green Line to Prince George’s Plaza. Catch the F4 bus towards New Carrollton or walk about a mile East on Queensbury Road.