Start: Laurel Park Shopping Center parking lot: 7401 Van Dusen Rd, Laurel, MD 20707
Hares: Blinded by the Spooge. Maybe Just Patrick will show up too.
Hash cash: $6
Trail: A to B. (B is about .5mi from A). Some shiggy, some pavement, some creek crossings, some construction. Dogs on leash. Strollers on walkers (MAYBE, there’s sections where the sidewalks disappear).
Nuzbacks or Gringadas. There’s also a Bella Italian and Indian Restaurant right in the same plaza as start.
Saturday, 18 February 2017 at 2PM
The weather will be warm enough to leave your stocking hat at home and break out your favorite Deelie Boppers. Just avoid getting Jizz on them if you are not into it…or just Bop.
Hares: Cheez Jizz and Teenie Bopper
Trail: A to A, urban shiggy
Hash cash: $6 Cash
Dogs and strollers: Dogs on leash, but not at on-after; strollers – there will be stairs, but you may do a work around.
Bag vehicle: yes
D-erections: Metro to Crystal City or Pentagon City and walk about 10 minutes to start in 2nd Courtyard at Teenie Bopper’s place. Driving – use your Navigation (so simple). Plenty of street and bike parking (it’s 2 or 4 hour pay, depending on where you park – use the parking App and you can refresh from anywhere). Remember Metro Safe Track – no blue line from Rosslyn to Crystal City.
On After: Extreme Pizza, 1419 S. Fern St, Arlington, VA 22202
TB Phone: 913-704-7018
Where: Beltsville Community Center 3900 Sellman Road Beltsville, MD 20705
DCH4 Trail #1942 – 2/4/17 2pm
What: Bad Dog’s Quest for 2500 runs!
Where: West Springfield Elementary School 6802 Deland Dr. Springfield, VA
Metro: Franconia-Springfield metro (call pita if you need to be picked up #301-412-3215)
Hares: pita, pay per view, spitz.cum, quick closing
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-B (end .9 from school) stroller friendly, dog friendly
Other Trail Notes: Please come out and support Bad Dog in his quest for 2500 runs. It means a lot to him!! This run will be 2491ish run.
On-After: Austin Grill Old Keene Mill Shopping Center 8430 old Keene Mill Rd Springfield, VA
Hare(s) Phone #: (301) 412-3215
PS: $10 for TACOS at end of trail & call pay per view 703-405-5095 if you need a ride from metro.
The Chinese New Year of the Fire Cock
Where: Parking deck near I Street and 2nd Street NW, Washington, DC.
Start directions: You may want to park on the street during trail. We’ve never seen anyone towed from the parking deck, but we’ve never left cars there unattended. The hares checked the parking situation on 2nd street on a Saturday 2 weeks ago and there was plenty of street parking. Closest metro is Chinatown.
Hares in Alphabetical Order: Capital Cockshare, Dr. Cockulus, Kindergarten Cock, Schrodinger’s Cock, Shamrock Your Cock, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-A; Length ~6 miles runners, ~3 miles walkers; Difficulty Level medium; Dog/Stroller Friendly yes on trail, no dogs at on after if the patio is closed; PI potential is low; Headlamp is not necessary.
Other Trail Notes: Ring in the Chinese New Year wearing red, especially red underwear. Red is believed to ward off bad luck and misfortune. Wearing red underwear will attract wealth and passion to your love life.
On-After: Irish Channel, 500 H St NW, Washington, DC 20001 http://irishchanneldc.com/
Hare(s) Phone #: Shamrock 703-283-8582
Theme: “Make the Hash Drunk Again” aka Kill the keg
Where: 8010 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD
Start directions: Parking not available in front of house; plenty of free parking in neighborhoods surrounding house
Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru & Ass Spelunker
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-A, runners 4-ish miles, walkers 3-ish miles
Other Trail Notes: Keg of Ballast Point IPA in our kegerator from 12 Down-Downs needs a few worthy souls to drink it down-down; pre-lubing will begin at 12pm
On-After: 8010 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD
Hare Phone #: (757) 636-2524
Another Lake Fuckin’ Needwood Trail!!!
Hares: Pervarotti, Secret Snatch and Cheese Jizz
A to A’
Start: Lake Needwood Golf Course Parking lot – 6724 Needwood Road, Derwood, MD
The trail is A to A’, mostly in the woods. Runners and walkers trails.
Runners trail is Not stroller friendly, but walkers trail can be, with a few adjustments and a good stroller. Creek crossings will be mostly do-able without getting your feet wet, but with snow/sleet/hail/ice-locusts/
From the Silver Spring/Wheaton area: take Georgia Avenue north; left on
Rte. 28/ Norbeck Road; immediate first right on Muncaster Mill Rd.; after 2.9 miles, left on Needwood Rd at the light; go 1 more mile and turn left into the golf course parking lot; look for wankers.
From the South via the DC Beltway and I-270N: take I-270 north from the DC Beltway; begin to exit for exit 8/Shady Grove Rd, BUT as soon as you are on the exit ramp look for a quick exit to the right for Redland Blvd. Take Redland for two miles, passing Rte 355, Shady Grove Metro (Juanita’s), and Crabbs Branch Way, and then
Turn Right on Needwood Road. Golf Course is one mile on your right. Look for wankers.
From Baltimore: Go to DC Beltway and follow the above directions; OR take Rte 198W from I-95 or Rte 29. (198 later becomes Norbeck Rd) Immediately after crossing Georgia Ave/Rte 97, turn right on Muncaster Mill Rd. After 2.9 miles, left on Needwood Rd at the light; go 1 more mile and turn left into the golf course parking lot; look for wankers.
On-After: Juanita’s Restaurant; 15883 Redland Road, Derwood, MD (across from Shady Grove Metro station), 1.8 miles from start.
Hare phone numbers:
Pervarotti – 240-413-2388
Secret Snatch – 240-994-3670
Theme: Wicked Good Trail, Kid
Where: Tyson’s Corner Metro Station (1943 Chain Bridge Road, McLean, VA, 22102)
Start directions: By Car: Tyson’s Corner is located right off of the Beltway – take Exit 46A, and follow Chain Bridge Road until you see the garages up on your left. You can park there and look for w*nkers milling about by the Metro entrance. By Metro: Exit the Tyson’s Corner metro station nearest the parking garage, and look for w*nkers milling about.
Hares: Ginger Snatch, Have You Blown My Stapler?
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-A’; mild shiggy; stroller and dog friendly
Other Trail Notes: The White House AGM will be held at the On-After location, starting at 8:00 PM.
On-After: Paddy Barry’s, 8150 Leesburg Pike, Vienna, VA 22182 www.paddybarrysva.com
Hare’s Phone #: 781-475-9863