Saturday, June 2, 2018
Falls Church, VA
June 2 is National Bubba Day! Cum celebrate this special day with your DCH4 Bubbas!
Often used as an affectionate nickname for a brother, Bubba is also used by close family friends as a term of endearment. National Bubba Day celebrates all those loved ones who we have affectionately called Bubba over the years. Celebrate YOUR special day with such famous “Bubbas” as President William “Bubba” Clinton, golfer Gerry ‘Bubba’ Watson Jr., NFL defensive lineman Charles “Bubba” Smith, radio personality Bubba the Love Sponge Clem (actually his legal name) and, of course, Forrest Gump’s favorite Bubba – Benjamin Buford “Bubba” Blue.
Cum show off your best “Bubba” outfit to the gang. You know, that one hiding in that rarely opened cigar box which you thought you’d never have use for once you had become a cultivated hasher. Cutoff blue jeans? Wife-beater undershirt? Embarrassing MAGA hat? The possibilities are almost as endless as the list of women who have accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault!
Hares: Beastie Ality (202-807-9694), BullShit Whistle
Trail: A to A or A’ – Both runners’ and walkers’ trails are dog and stroller friendly
Location: Oakwood Apartments, 501 Roosevelt Blvd, Falls Church, VA 22044 northwest corner of parking lot at the intersection of Roosevelt STREET and Oakwood Cemetery.
D’erections: Via Metro: Take either orange or silver line to East Falls Church metro stop. Turn right out of station and proceed south on N. Sycamore St which will soon magically become Roosevelt Blvd. Oakwood Apts are about a 15 minute walk from the station.
Via gas guzzler: Get your kicks on Route 66 but make sure you’re headed towards Falls Church. Exit at East Falls Church Metro station and turn south on Sycamore. Oakwood apartments are less than a mile ahead on the right. Use either of two entrances and make your way to the NW corner of the lot which circles the buildings.
Coordin’ Nuts: 38.876818, -77.155352
Particle hares: We’ll be sure to have lots of “Bubba” beer on hand for your beer swilling pleasure. A bag vehicle will be made available.
On after will be held at an exciting Falls Church drinking venue TBD