Another Lake Fuckin’ Needwood Trail!!!
Hares: Pervarotti, Secret Snatch and Cheese Jizz
Cost: $6
A to A’
Start: Lake Needwood Golf Course Parking lot – 6724 Needwood Road, Derwood, MD
The trail is A to A’, mostly in the woods. Runners and walkers trails.
Runners trail is Not stroller friendly, but walkers trail can be, with a few adjustments and a good stroller. Creek crossings will be mostly do-able without getting your feet wet, but with snow/sleet/hail/ice-locusts/
D’erections:
From the Silver Spring/Wheaton area: take Georgia Avenue north; left on
Rte. 28/ Norbeck Road; immediate first right on Muncaster Mill Rd.; after 2.9 miles, left on Needwood Rd at the light; go 1 more mile and turn left into the golf course parking lot; look for wankers.
From the South via the DC Beltway and I-270N: take I-270 north from the DC Beltway; begin to exit for exit 8/Shady Grove Rd, BUT as soon as you are on the exit ramp look for a quick exit to the right for Redland Blvd. Take Redland for two miles, passing Rte 355, Shady Grove Metro (Juanita’s), and Crabbs Branch Way, and then
Turn Right on Needwood Road. Golf Course is one mile on your right. Look for wankers.
From Baltimore: Go to DC Beltway and follow the above directions; OR take Rte 198W from I-95 or Rte 29. (198 later becomes Norbeck Rd) Immediately after crossing Georgia Ave/Rte 97, turn right on Muncaster Mill Rd. After 2.9 miles, left on Needwood Rd at the light; go 1 more mile and turn left into the golf course parking lot; look for wankers.
On-After: Juanita’s Restaurant; 15883 Redland Road, Derwood, MD (across from Shady Grove Metro station), 1.8 miles from start.
Hare phone numbers:
Pervarotti – 240-413-2388
Secret Snatch – 240-994-3670