DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House
The 2nd Leg of Tour Duh Hash is brought to you by DCH4.
Start: 4001 15th st N, Arlington, VA 22207 (Start is parking garage above I-66)
Distance: runners 5-6 miles, walkers 3 miles.
Shiggy level: 2.69
Hares: Spewart little, Blinded by the spoog, tramp-sub-stantiation.
Hash cash: $8
Prelube: Start with the start of the first leg of TdH with MVH3. Details on the full tour schedule below.
Late Nites out of town and Spelunkers unsupervised and nobody volunteered to hare, so cum on out to this s*** show.
Start: Spelunker and Late Nites house (8010 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD)
Hares: Ass Spelunker
Cost: $7
When: 5/27 @ 3pm
Details: Trail will be A-A. Dog friendly, you may get wet, but it’s avoidable. Can be stroller friendly. There are work arounds. There will be one beer check and a shot check. So come thirsty.
On after will be at Spelunkers house. I have a grill, so if you want food bring your own meats to grill. If you get to inebriated, there is crash space.
Trail for about 4ish miles.
Gripes and complaints contact Spelunker @ 757-636-2524
What: trail 2188
When: Saturday, May 20 @ 3pm
Where: Chido’s Tex Mex Grill Back corner parking.
14600 Laurel Pl, Laurel, MD 20707
https://maps.app.goo.gl/zoEiHtSQ4Cpgi3kg6
Who: blinded by the spooge
How much: $7
What again:
A to A. ~3mi walkers. ~5mi runners.
Start: Maryland city park – 565 Brock Bridge Rd, Laurel, MD 20724
Hares: Amazon.cum & Blonde Roots
Hash Cash: $7
Trail details: 3 to 5 miles, mostly shiggy. Dry bag. Dog friendly, strollers not recommended.
Start Location: 7007 Bock Rd. Fort Washington, MD 20744
When: 4/29 @ 3pm
Cost: $7
Hares: Cocko Bel Grande & Invisabitch
Trail Details: A to A, Dog friendly, walkers/runners split. Runners about 5 miles. Walkers about 3.69 miles.
Bring change of socks, shoes…life
On After: TBD
Start location:
Colmar Manor Community Park – 3510 37th Ave, Colmar Manor, MD
Start directions:
Meet in the parking lot shown on this Maps pin:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/HgEEezFQYjan7qTy7?g_st=ic
Hare: Duckbill Cookiepuss
Hash cash: $7
Trail notes:
2-3 for walkers. 3.5 for the runners. Some pavement pounding. Some moderate shiggy. No dry bag needed. You might get muddy depending on what the RA’s weather summoning provides this week.
Walkers is stroller friendly if you like a challenge or have someone to help.
Hares: How I Met Your Brother, Read Between the Slime & Brother’s dog Floater
Hash Cash: $7
**3pm start**
An April Fools No Spitz Left Behind Trail
Start: Fields Rd Elementary
1 School Dr Gaithersburg
Cost: $7
Hares: Spitz & NCLB & BaRooo
trail A to B (bag vehicle provided, 1/3 mile back to start)
Notes: A lovely jaunt through the burbs with a touch of Cold War era history. Not a usual NCLB death march this time, we promise!
RW split. Dog friendly, strollers won’t make it. Shiggy rating 3/10.
You will get wet! 2 stream crossings.
Prelube at Downtown Crown Beer and Wine
OnOnOn: Get a yummy Teeters sub to enjoy on the patio at Downtown Crown Beer and Wine, or hit one of many restaurants in Crown Farm if you’re fancy like that.
Spitz #571-291-5011
The beer mile Victor – Polish face polish & friends will dazzle us with an amazing trail in Alexandria!
**DOUBLE HEADER POSSIBILITIES With MV at 10am**
trail deets:
Trail name: Polish-Humpty-Maya trail.
A to A
time: 2pm (we will return to 3pm start next week)
Start: 1624 Belle View Blvd, Alexandria, VA 22307
Behind the Safeway, close to the VABC.
Walkers: 3.269
Runners: 4.69+
Prelube: Wankers able to drive could prelube with the on-after MVH3 hashers at Aslin in Alexandria.
On-after: Humpty Bunky’s place just down the road.