DCH4 Trail #2289 – “Mediocrity in Motion”
A to A Trail
When: Saturday, October 18th –
3:00 PM start
Where: 6805 Geneva Lane, Temple Hills, MD 20748 (park in driveway or on street.
Hare(s): THE VIRGINATOR & Roose Rips
Hash Cash: $7
Gather ‘round, wankers — it’s time for another DCH4 exercise in barely controlled chaos. This Saturday, your hares are leading an A-to-A trail that promises absolutely average shiggy, a healthy dose of pavement pounding, and enough booze stops to make your FitBit call the cops. Expect 4–5 miles for runners who hate themselves and 3–4 miles for walkers who just want to gossip and drink in peace.
Trail difficulty clocks in at a 2.69/5, because it’s funnier that way. You’ll sweat, you’ll swear, and you’ll probably wonder why you didn’t just stay home, but that’s hashing, baby.
Karaoke may be featured if enough degenerates stick around. If you overindulge and can’t drive, don’t fret, crash space is available for those too blitzed to wobble home.
So come on out, bring your thirst, your questionable decisions, and your trail shoes. Expect mediocrity, deliver debauchery, and drink like you mean it.
On-on! 🍻